i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
WHY DOES THIS EXIST AND WHY HAVENT I HEARD OF IT BEFORE NOW
NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO
it sounded like someone had their tongue in my ear
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
Has there ever been a more perfect human being?
no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.
This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.