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swegasarusrex:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

WHY DOES THIS EXIST AND WHY HAVENT I HEARD OF IT BEFORE NOW

YESSSS

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snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

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pastellicpyro:

meowren:

NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO

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oHMYGOD

it sounded like someone had their tongue in my ear 

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capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

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cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

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jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die